Til alle dere som ahr vært oppe for sent,Sovet for lite, alltid ville lære om redneck's medisinsk termer?, her har dere redneck medisinke leksikon..
Engelsk seff....

Benign - What you be after you be eight.

Artery - The study of learning how to paint real good.

Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria.

Barium - What doctors do when patients die.

Cesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome.

CATscan - Searching for kitty.

Cauterize - Made eye contact with her.

Colic - A sheep dog.

Coma - A punctuation mark.

D & C - Where Washington is.

Dilate - To live long.

Enema - Not a friend.

Fester - Quicker than someone else.

Fibula - A small lie.

Genital - Non-Jewish person.

G.I. Series - World Series of military baseball.

Hangnail - What you hang your coat on.

Impotent - Distinguished, well known.

Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work.

Medical Staff - A Doctor’s cane.

Morbid - A higher offer than I bid.

Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates.

Node - I knew it.

Outpatient - A person who has fainted.

Pap Smear - A fatherhood test.

Pelvis - .Second cousin to Elvis.

Post Operative - A letter carrier.

Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery.

Rectum - Damn near killed him.

Secretion - Hiding something.

Seizure - Roman emperor.

Tablet - A small table.

Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport.

Tumor - More than one.

Urine - Opposite of you’re out.

Varicose - Near by/close by

Thanks to JF.