Designer Erik De Nijs has put a keyboard in pants. A KEYBOARD IN PANTS! I guess these are great if you just can’t wait to get on rlslog and check to see if the latest episode of America’s Next Top Model has been released, because lets face it, if you are buying these, you probably love that show more than anything ever created. Someone call me when a hat with a built-in fold down Bluetooth adapter or shoes that will walk for me come out.