need help !!!!!!!

hi folks!

i'm from germany.

i have registered today, have zapped through your very gorgeous and fine board a few hours but could not quite find any explanations in english language which I can understand about what is allowed to post in here and what is forbidden (the rules) ...

would one of you admins please be so kind and answer me in here (or in a private message if possible...?!? ) so that I can start posting my stuff ...???



for your kindness and work on it I just wanna say thanx right now !!!

First of all.. Welcome to the Forum

What you can/cant post....Most anything as longas its not underage material(Models has to be 18 years or older)
NO Animals! (well, you are of course permitted to psot a picture of your pet or something as long its nothing sexual going on!! )
ehm... what else...Woujld be conisdere a good idea to make pictures of people non recognicable ( aka censored / anonymized) if itts pictures of "private" presons who wouldnt like to be recognized..(Im pretty sure i could have written that one even more unreadable)

Cant realy think of much more, except for the normal issues with copyrighted material, mostly conserning Movies(full), programs.
Abit difficult that one, but mostly we dont allow posting of "warez" here unless its something special or old enough.

Hope you'll enjoy you stay here

big thanks for that answer my dear !!!

that will do it for me right now ... hehehe...

now I'll go and will have a look @ polarscan's vintage thread to post a few new oldies up there to push a little smile on his face again...

I'm just a bit concerned about the fact that I don't understand 10% of anything what's going on in here and what everyone is talking of in here, because I come from Germany and only understand german or english ... therefore... please be someone be so kind and gimme a helpful hand from time to time

IF I LOOK a little bit LIKE A BIG DUMMY

... thank you ...

No problem
Im sure the other moderators will help out to =)

is it anywhere to see who the mod of a topic is (for example if I wanna open a new thread in the xxx-video/movie area ???) ...?
only for the reason to know who I have to ask if I have any questions... lol...


btw.: ... luv ya all in here !!! :hugging.like.wild:

We are all mods in all topics here, so guess you can contact who ever seems to be most active in a certain area...Not that that is so easy to see LOL...
(hope the mods i forget want shot me now) Of what i can see it looks like Kaem, Nissebror, Sandra are most online & "modding"(not counting myself since im very on/off especially during summer).

Click the link "Forumledere " http://nakenprat.com/showgroups.php? (on the main page) and look under "SuperModerators" to see who is online (not all will show up tho!)

Hi there, Undergrounder, and WELCOME!!
THANKS A LOT for all your postings, I`m a big fan of vintage movies, and I would love to help you anytime you need it..

Unfortenately, my english is not as good as it was back in my school days, so please be patient with me

If there`s anything on your mind, don`t hesitate to send me a private message, and I`ll help you as soon as I can

Hi Nissebror !!!

nice for gettin' an answer so soon and so nicely ....

and - yes ! My English lessons also are VERY! long ago and you may excuse the one or another bad! mistake in spelling or mistaken words *bg* ...and so will I do .... so: dont bother with me - I wont do either !!!

just let's have a good time in here !!!

I am just happy to have found your fine and pretty boar here (gotta link to polarscan's vintage thread out of an american board (!) as "top-secret-link-tip" or somewhat...lol.... that was as the thread only had 37 sides...lolz!!!!


and first I thought "hey...lets rip those fine video links from there for my own board and then lets run awayyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!" .... but then I recognized that you all here were fine people with fine attitudes, same as our own members (in my own board in Germany) and I decided to stay here and -- believe me or not --- if you wanna have me as REAL!MEMBER, you shouldn't get a bad choice ...

tomorrow (on Tuesday morning) I sorrowful have to go into hospital for a health check for 1-2 weeks, but hope to be back soon, so dont bother with me if you'll see no postings the next time...

now's time to see the cushions again ... have a nice time !!!

I myself hope to meet all you freaks in here soon again ...

bye !!!

Matthias a.k.a. Undergrounder
from
Germany

LOL!!

Well, I`m going to spend a couple of weeks to download all your movies anyway

My best wishes for your health check, break a leg, or whatever that should be proper to say

Take care, man

no leg breaking, dude.... broken mind would describe better...

it's a neurological clinic ---

"CLINIC FOR THE REALLY, REALLY, REALLY BAD MENTAL ILL PEOPLE"

























































































I gotta have to get my brain changed.













































and I don't wanna see the face of that poor little chimpanse baby after that operation...

Then I`ll call the hospital and ask the nurses to remove all mirrors from your room

...and the doctors opened my head.

and they found.......











nuttin.