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Standard Rules that guys wished women knew

1) If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

2) Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.

3) Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to
see if we can find the perfect present, again!

4) If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
answer you don't want to hear.

5) Sometimes we're not thinking about you. Live with it.

6) Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are
prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun
formation, monster trucks and whether or not we can afford
a $399 golf ****.

7) Sunday Sports: It's like the full moon or the changing of the
tides, let it be.

Cool Shopping is not a sport.

9) Anything you wear is fine. Really.

10) Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us
to like it.

11) Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.

12) No, we don't know what day it is. We never will. Mark
anniversaries and birthdays on a calendar.

13) Yes, urinating standing up is more difficult than peeing from
point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.

14) Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes. What makes you
think we'd be any good at choosing which pair out of thirty,
would look good with your dress?

15) A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a

16) Check your oil.

17) It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the
Cosmo quiz together.

1Cool Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an
argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.

19) If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't
expect us to act like soap opera guys.

20) If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of
the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.

21) You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want
it done, not both.

22) Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during

23) Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.

24) Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right
to complain about being stared at.

25) Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
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