The Perfect Husband ...
Several men are in the changing room of a golf ****.
A mobile phone on a bench rings and Jimmy engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the ****?"
WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only ï¿½1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
Jimmy: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005
I saw one I really liked."
Jimmy: "How much?"
Jimmy: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
Jimmy: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
Jimmy: "Bye! I love you, too."
Jimmy hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....
Jimmy smiles and asks:
"Anyone who knows this phone belongs to"