Opprinnelig skrevet av Undergrounder
... would be nice to read in english
A man and a wife keeps on and enjoying themselves a bit in bed ... as always with light of after the man's desire. But it goes a little wild for himself and his wife manages to kick in the light switch and the light goes go on. She then looks at the man uses a dildo on her instead of the real deal and asks: "Can you explain the dildo there? !!"
"Oh yeah, I can, but can you explain the of 3 our children?"
Google translate with some correction....