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The Day the Penis asked for a Raise:

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

# I do physical labor.
# I work at great depths.
# I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
# I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
# I work in a damp environment.
# I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
# Iwork in high temperatures.
# My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely, P. Niss


The Response:

Dear P. Niss:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

# You do not work 8 hours straight.
# You fall asleep after brief work periods.
# You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
# You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other
locations.
# You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and
stimulated in order to start working.
# You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
# You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as always
wearing the correct protective clothing.
# You will retire well before you are 65.
# You are unable to work double shifts.You sometimes leave your designated
work area before you have completedthe assigned task.

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely, V. Gina

Fant denne....
[quote]Jeg, Hr. Penis, ønsker bedre lønn av følgende grunner:

Jeg gjør hardt fysisk arbeid
Jeg jobber ofte på store dyp
Uansett hva jeg blir satt til å gjøre, må jeg stikke hodet fram først
Jeg får aldri fri (til og med i helgene - når andre slapper av - jobber jeg som regel hardest!)
Jeg jobber i fuktige omgivelser
Jeg får aldri betalt overtid
Jeg jobber i mørke områder, med dårlig ventilasjon
Jeg jobber på steder med høy temperatur
Jeg er utsatt for smittefare, og kan få alvorlige sykdommer

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