There was a lizard walking the jungle one day when he came upon a tree whith a monkey sitting at the top.The monkey was smoking something,little lizard says to him: hey monkey,what are you doing up there?
The monkey responded,im up here smoking joints****zard said joints? Wtf are joints?
So the little monkey invited him up for a joint.After a while the lizard got thirsty and tells the monkey he`s going down to the river for a drink of water****ttle lizard finnaly makes the walk to the river,but when he goes for a drink his stoned ass falls in! A crocodile was watching,pulled him out and says: man wtf were you thinking i could have eaten you!
The lizzard tries to explain he was smoking something called joints with the monkey up in the tree and he does not know where the fuck his mind is!Crocodile decides hes going to check this monkey out.He walks up to the tree and yells:hey monkey!The monkey looks down and says: HOLY SHIT MAN how much water did you drink?!