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    Smile Piratvits

    A pirate walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender notices that he has a peg leg, a hook for a hand, and a patch over one eye. The pirate orders a beer, and while he's pouring it the bartender asks "So what's the story with the leg?"

    "Well it were many a years ago," says the pirate. "I were walkin on the deck a me ship and a rogue wave swept me overboard, and a shark swum up and bit me leg clean off! I swum ashore and were fitted fer a peg leg that very night."

    "That's terrible," says the bartender. "What about the hand?"
    "Well it were the very next day," says the pirate. "I were walkin on the deck a me ship and a rogue wave swept me overboard again, and a whale came up and bit me hand clean off! I swum ashore and were fitted fer a hook that very night."

    "Wow," says the bartender. "So what about the eye?"
    "Well it were the very next day," says the pirate. "I were walkin on the deck a me ship, and I were lookin out fer rogue waves, and a seagull flew over and shit right in me eye!"

    "Oh man," says the bartender. "And that blinded you?"
    "Well no," says the pirate. "But it were me first day with the hook."

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    Ha ha ha ha, jævlig bra. )))

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    morsom får bidra litt : Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
    Because they can spend years at C


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