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    • DANDY LITTLE HOUSE KEEPER:
      She has been married three times and kept all the houses.
    • FINE CHARACTER:
      She's an ex-hooker.
    • KNOWS HOW TO HANDLE MONEY:
      She's a spend thrift and great at spending yours.
    • STRONG FAMILY TIES:
      She's a Mafia Princess.
    • LOVES CHILDREN:
      She's pregnant and needs a husband.
    • WONDERFUL PERSONALITY:
      She's fat.
    • GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR:
      She's fat and will laugh at anything you say.
    • THE OUTDOOR TYPE:
      She hunts, fishes, chews tobacco, just like the guys.
    • READY TO SETTLE DOWN:
      She's thirty-five, in a state of panic, and dying to marry.
    • LIKES TO HAVE A GOOD TIME:
      She gets drunk every time she goes out.
    • LOTS OF FUN AT PARTIES:
      Often makes an ass of herself.
    • MATURE WOMAN:
      She's at least thirty, but looks at least forty-five.
    • HAS THE APPEARANCE OF A YOUNG SCHOOL GIRL:
      She's at least thirty-three, but dresses like a teenager.
    • CASUAL:
      She dresses like a slob.
    • DECORATED HER OWN PLACE:
      Her apartment resembles a pig sty.
    • A GREAT DANCER:
      She's a Stripper.
    • NOT OVERLY EMOTIONAL:
      She only cries twenty-seven times a day.
    • DOESN'T CHASE MEN:
      She's more of a mousetrap or a black widow spider type.
    • SELDOM DATES:
      She's a lesbian who needs a male escort for something.
    • UNDERSTANDS MEN:
      She's been married and divorced four times.
    • A GOOD SPORT:
      She knows two hundred jokes & can drink you under the table.
    • LOOKS AND DRESSES LIKE A MODEL:
      She's five eleven and weighs eventy-three pounds.
    • BEEN IN SHOW BUSINESS:
      She's a former porn movie star.
    • KNOWS A LOT OF INTERESTING PEOPLE:
      None of whom would marry her.

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    • A GREAT DANCER:
      She's a Stripper.
    • A GOOD SPORT:
      She knows two hundred jokes & can drink you under the table.
    • BEEN IN SHOW BUSINESS:
      She's a former porn movie star.


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