Dating Ad Translations

Tullegutten_litt_rar · #1 17-06-07, 21:55

Dating Ad Translations:

Want to know what the person is REALLY like
behind those "nice" descriptions in Singles Ads?
Here are some translations:

DANDY LITTLE HOUSE KEEPER:
She has been married three times and kept all the houses.
FINE CHARACTER:
She's an ex-hooker.
KNOWS HOW TO HANDLE MONEY:
She's a spend thrift and great at spending yours.
STRONG FAMILY TIES:
She's a Mafia Princess.
LOVES CHILDREN:
She's pregnant and needs a husband.
WONDERFUL PERSONALITY:
She's fat.
GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR:
She's fat and will laugh at anything you say.
THE OUTDOOR TYPE:
She hunts, fishes, chews tobacco, just like the guys.
READY TO SETTLE DOWN:
She's thirty-five, in a state of panic, and dying to marry.
LIKES TO HAVE A GOOD TIME:
She gets drunk every time she goes out.
LOTS OF FUN AT PARTIES:
Often makes an ass of herself.
MATURE WOMAN:
She's at least thirty, but looks at least forty-five.
HAS THE APPEARANCE OF A YOUNG SCHOOL GIRL:
She's at least thirty-three, but dresses like a teenager.
CASUAL:
She dresses like a slob.
DECORATED HER OWN PLACE:
Her apartment resembles a pig sty.
A GREAT DANCER:
She's a Stripper.
NOT OVERLY EMOTIONAL:
She only cries twenty-seven times a day.
DOESN'T CHASE MEN:
She's more of a mousetrap or a black widow spider type.
SELDOM DATES:
She's a lesbian who needs a male escort for something.
UNDERSTANDS MEN:
She's been married and divorced four times.
A GOOD SPORT:
She knows two hundred jokes & can drink you under the table.
LOOKS AND DRESSES LIKE A MODEL:
She's five eleven and weighs eventy-three pounds.
BEEN IN SHOW BUSINESS:
She's a former porn movie star.
KNOWS A LOT OF INTERESTING PEOPLE:
None of whom would marry her.

dickhard69 · #2 18-06-07, 20:46

Ok, saa disse er de vi skal holde utkikk etter?

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