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    Talking 17 grunner til hvorfor agurker er bedre enn menn

    17 grunner til hvorfor agurker er bedre enn menn:

    # Gjennomsnittsagurken er 15,2 cm lang
    # Agurker holder seg harde i minst en uke
    # En agurk forteller deg aldri at størrelsen ikke spiller noen rolle
    # Agurker blir aldri for opphisset
    # Agurker lider ikke av prestasjonsangst
    # Agurker er aldri opptatt med noe annet i helgene
    # Allerede på varehuset kan du kjenne på agurken og straks finne ut hvor hard den er før du tar den med deg hjem
    # Agurker respekterer deg alltid om morgenen
    # En agurk spør deg aldri - Er jeg den første?
    # Agurker blåser i om du er snill pike
    # Agurker forteller ikke til andre agurker hva du foretar deg
    # Du kan ha så mange agurker på en gang som du kan klare
    # Agurker lager ikke scener fordi om det ligger andre agurker i kjøleskapet
    # Agurker har ingenting i mot å hjemme seg i kjøleskapet når din mor kommer på besøk
    # Agurker sier ikke at de liker deg bedre med langt hår
    # En agurk overgir seg aldri til en annen kvinne, mann eller en annen agurk
    # Agurker spiller ikke gitar og forsøker ikke å finne seg selv

    http://folk.uio.no/knutbo/BEDRE/
    Sist redigert av Tullegutten_litt_rar; 26-08-08 kl.16:33.

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    Talking 27 Grunner til at en lastebil er bedre enn kvinner!

    27 Grunner til at en lastebil er bedre enn kvinner!

    # En lastebil blir bare mer formfullendt jo eldre den blir.
    # En lastebil tenner etter bare en vri på nøkkelen.
    # En lastebil lager aldri scener dersom det står andre lastebilr i garasjen.
    # En lastebil kan bestiges og prøves allerede i butikken.
    # En lastebil blir ikke frustrert om du tar en pause for å røyke
    # En lastebil blir ikke sjalu om du titter på andre lastebiler
    # En lastebil har full smøring fra første stund.
    # En lastebil klager ikke over ølvommen din.
    # En lastebil sier aldri nei når du har lyst.
    # En lastebil sier ikke noe på om du lånder den bort til en kamerat.
    # En lastebil ser ikke ned på deg om du leser lastebilblader.
    # En lastebil klager ikke dersom det går for fort.
    # En lastebil er like pen om morgenen.
    # En lastebil kan byttes ut når som helst.
    # En lastebil klager ikke om du tar deg en pinne eller to.
    # En lastebil liker å bli brukt.
    # En lastebil kan bygges om dersom du er lei av utseende dens.
    # En lastebil godtar alt ekstrautstyret du har lyst til å bruke.
    # En lastebil kan du bruke 4 1/2 time uten pause.
    # En lastebil spør aldri hvor du har vært.
    # En lastebil sammenligner deg ikke med tidligere eiere.
    # En lastebil godtar å bli låst fast med kjettinger.
    # En lastebil får ikke lekkasjer hver 4. uke.
    # En lastebil får ikke små-lastebiler.
    # En lastebil har ingenting imot å bli smurt med spennende oljer.
    # En lastebil ber deg aldri om å ta oppvasklen først.
    # En lastebil svikter deg aldri.

    http://folk.uio.no/knutbo/BEDRE/
    Sist redigert av Tullegutten_litt_rar; 26-08-08 kl.16:33.

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    Talking 23 grunner til hvorfor øl er bedre enn kvinner

    23 grunner til hvorfor øl er bedre enn kvinner:

    # Øl er best kaldt
    # Øl er alltid fuktig
    # Øl er like friskt om morgenen
    # Øl er bedre til morgenbrød
    # Øl må nytes fort
    # Øl får du på butikken
    # Du kan nyte mange øl på en kveld
    # Du får pant for tomme øl
    # En øl sier aldri nei
    # Øl har aldri migrene
    # DU er ølets herre
    # En øl blir aldri sur, selv om du har andre øl på rommet ditt
    # Øl gir deg alltid godt humør
    # En øl venter alltid trofast hjemme, selv om du kommer sent hjem, noen dager senere.
    # Øl har aldri dårlige perioder
    # Øl trives godt i en fiskekasse med is
    # Du trenger ikke dong for å nyte en øl
    # Jo senere p† kvelden, jo bedre er det med øl
    # En øl krever aldri 18% av brutto åønnen din
    # En øl inviterer deg aldri hjem til sine foreldre på tidlige søndagsmiddager
    # En øl kan nytes alene
    # En øl er sprudlende fra starten av
    # En øl ønsker seg aldri pelser og perler.

    http://folk.uio.no/knutbo/BEDRE/
    Sist redigert av Tullegutten_litt_rar; 26-08-08 kl.16:34.

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    Talking 10 Reasons Computers are Better than Girlfriends

    10 Reasons Computers are Better than Girlfriends:

    You wouldn't bother to play Strip Poker all night with a girlfriend.
    2. No girlfriend can hold your undivided attention for 30 hours in a stretch.
    3. Your computer never wants to be taken out for dinner.
    4. Your computer doesn't mind if you are unshaved, haven't showered this week or are sitting by it in your underwear.
    5. If a computer gets a virus, it can be cleaned away.
    6. No matter how ugly your computer is, you can show it to your friends.
    7. With a computer, you can press the buttons without it getting sore.
    8. A computer doesn't mind you using other computers as well.
    9. You will never find your computer in bed with your best friend.
    10. Computers never, EVER gets a period.
    Sist redigert av Tullegutten_litt_rar; 26-08-08 kl.16:34.

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    Talking 107 Reasons Beer is Better Than Women

    107 Reasons Beer is Better Than Women:

    # You can enjoy a beer all month.
    # Beer stains wash out.
    # You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
    # Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car.
    # When beer goes flat you toss it out.
    # Beer is never late.
    # Hangovers go away.
    # A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
    # Beer labels come off without a fight.
    # When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
    # Beer never has a headache.
    # After you have a beer, the bottle is still worth a dime.
    # A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath.
    # If you pour a beer right, you will always get good head.
    # You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.
    # A beer ALWAYS goes down easy.
    # You can share a beer with your friends.
    # You always know that you are the first one to pop a beer.
    # A beer is always wet.
    # Beer doesn't demand equality.
    # A beer doesn't care when you come.
    # You can have a beer in public.
    # A frigid beer is a good beer.
    # You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
    # Beer always comes in multiples of six.
    # Beer doesn't mind being in the "wet spot" that IT left.
    # You can't catch anything but a "buzz" from a beer.
    # After you have a beer, you're committed to nothing other than dumping the empty bottle.
    # A beer never costs you more than five dollars and never leaves you thirsty.
    # When your beer is gone, you just pop another.
    # You rarely (if ever) find beer labels on the shower curtain rod.
    # Beer looks the same in the morning.
    # Beer doesn't look you up in a month.
    # Beer doesn't worry about someone walking in.
    # Beer doesn't worry about waking the kids.
    # Beer doesn't get cramps.
    # Beer doesn't have a mother.
    # Beer doesn't have morals.
    # Beer doesn't go crazy once a month.
    # Beer always listens and never argues.
    # Beer labels don't go out of style every year.
    # Beer doesn't whine, it bubbles.
    # Beer doesn't have cold hands/feet.
    # Beer doesn't demand legality.
    # Beer is never overweight.
    # If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
    # Beer won't run off with your credit cards.
    # Beer doesn't have a lawyer.
    # Beer doesn't need much closet space.
    # Beer can't give you herpes or other nasty things.
    # Beer doesn't complain about the way you drive.
    # Beer doesn't mind if you fart or belch.
    # Beer never changes its mind.
    # Beer doesn't tease you or play hard to get.
    # Beer never asks you to change the station.
    # Beer doesn't make you go shopping.
    # Beer doesn't tell you to mow the grass.
    # Beer doesn't mind seeing Chuck Norris and Charles Bronson flicks.
    # Beer is always easy to pick up.
    # Big, fat beers are nice to have.
    # Beer doesn't pout or play games.
    # Beer NEVER says no.
    # Beer is easy to get into.
    # Beer never complains when you take it somewhere.
    # Beer doesn't need to go to the 'powder room' with other Beers
    # Beer doesn't wear a bra.
    # Beer doesn't mind getting dirty.
    # Beer doesn't complain about insensitivity.
    # Beer doesn't use up your toilet paper.
    # Beer doesn't live with its mother.
    # Beer doesn't blow you off.
    # Beer doesn't care if you have no culture or manners.
    # Beer doesn't bitch, yell, or cry.
    # Beer doesn't mind football season.
    # A beer won't make you go to church.
    # A beer is more likely to know how to spell "carburetor" than a woman.
    # A beer doesn't think baseball is stupid simply because the guys spit.
    # A beer doesn't think DOS is pronounced "dose".
    # A beer doesn't give a fuck if you keep a bunch of other beers around.
    # A beer will not insist that those odious Michelin commercials with babies are "cute".
    # If a beer leaks all over the room, it smells kinda good for a while.
    # A beer will not call you a sexist pig if you say "doberman" instead of "doberperson".
    # A beer won't get a job as a DJ and play 5 straight hours of lesbian folk music on your favorite radio station.
    # A beer won't claim that the Three Stooges are shitheads.
    # A beer won't raise a fuss about a little thing like leaving the toilet seat up.
    # If you mention a "three-hundred-fifty cubic-inch V8" around a beer, it won't think you're talking about an enormous can of vegetable juice.
    # A beer won't whine that seatbelts hurt.
    # A beer won't smoke in your car.
    # A beer won't argue that there's no difference between shooting down an unidentified aircraft in a war zone and blowing a Korean airliner out of the sky.
    # A beer will never buy a car with automatic transmission.
    # A beer will actually support belching and farting and share your enthusiasm for getting them included as demonstration sports in the 1992 Olympic Games in Barcelona.
    # A beer is always ready to leave on time.
    # A beer never fishes for compliments.
    # Some beers (e.g. St. Pauli Girl) have fabulous tits.
    # Beer tastes good.
    # If you take a beer outta the fridge just to look at it but then decide to drink it, the beer won't accuse you of "date rape".
    # A beer won't raise any objections to an evening of watching "John Holmes' Greatest Hits" on your VCR.
    # An ice-cold beer will nonetheless let you have your way with it.
    # A beer won't make you pick up some tampons when you go to the grocery store.
    # A beer won't accuse you of lying when you say you read Penthouse "just for the articles" (You are lying, but the beer won't accuse you of it).
    # A beer won't worry that you'll go to jail if you videotape a Giants game without the expressed, written consent of the National Football League.
    # A beer won't fill up your car with cheesy 85-octane gas with the excuse, "But I saved a quarter!"
    # A beer will never make you go to a Swedish movie.
    # A beer will never make you turn off "Fists of Fury Theater" on channel 5 on Saturday afternoons.
    # A beer won't accuse you of being a sexist pig if you say "Gene Hackman" instead of "Gene Hackperson".
    # A beer won't make you eat some experimental vegetarian meal that tastes like STP Oil Treatment.
    # When you're through with a beer, the thought of another beer doesn't make you ill.
    Sist redigert av Tullegutten_litt_rar; 26-08-08 kl.16:35.

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    Talking WHY SHEEP ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN

    WHY SHEEP ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN:

    * Sheep don't have a gag reflex, or upper teeth
    * You can get a better grip on a sheep's ear
    * Sheep don't shy away from boots and leather
    * Cotton mouth is easier to get rid of than a social disease
    * Nuttin' beats mutton
    * Sheep won't argue about whose turn it is to go get a towel
    * Sheep won't drink your liquor, smoke your weed, snort your coke, and then tell you they have to be home early
    * Sheep never ask if you're ready to settle down
    * Sheep never ask about you former lovers and then get pissed off when you tell them
    * No matter how old or ugly you are, you can always find a willing ewe
    * Sheep are never concerened about their reputation
    * Sheep won't tell all their friends about the time you couldn't get it up
    * Sheep won't ask if you're gay the first time you can't get it up for the second time
    * Sheep never insist on eating out
    * You'll never catch your sheep masturbating to a picture of Mel Gibson
    * Sheep don't get suspicious if you have to work late
    * Sheep don't smell like tuna fish
    * Sheep don't get moody once a month
    * You can eat a lamb chop without getting wool stuck in your teeth
    * A sheep doesn't expect you to support her for the rest of her life after one roll in the hay
    * A sheep never wears curlers and a mud pack to bed
    * A sheep doesn't stop screwing after the honeymoon
    * A sheep won't get drunk and throw up in your car
    * A sheep won't think that a weekend stay-over entitles her to rearrange your furniture and put up new curtains
    * A sheep won't expect you to pay...and pay...and pay...and pay
    * A sheep will never complain about the spittoon in your pickup
    * A sheep will never throw out your old copies of Playboy
    * A sheep won't care of you keep your fish bait in the refrigerator
    * A sheep won't get even with you by spending your paycheck on new clothes, none of which are see-through or meant to be worn in the bedroom
    * A sheep will never sue you for palimony
    * A sheep won't care if you screw her sister
    * A sheep won't care if your secretary is better looking than she is
    * A sheep will never tell you the ceiling needs to be painted while you're screwing
    * A sheep won't use you razor to shave its legs, or your pocketknife to open a paint can
    * Sheep never have a headache
    * A sheep won't give your favorite hunting shirt to Goodwill
    * A sheep won't leave wet nylons hanging all over the bathroom
    * A sheep will never ask you to stop on the way home from work and pick up a box of tampons
    * Sheep grow their own fur coats
    * A sheep will never leave a vibrator on the living room couch when you're having friends over to watch football
    * Sheep won't cheat on you with your best friend
    * A sheep will never ask if you'll still respect her in the morning
    * Sheep aren't into talking before or after sex
    * A sheep never yells at you for leaving the lid up
    * A sheep won't send you out for batteries for her vibrator
    * A sheep doesn't think it's demeaning or kinky to do it doggy style
    * A sheep won't mind if you put up mirrors in the bedroom
    * Sheep are "ram tough"
    * A sheep won't think your cheap and tacky if you: send daisies instead of long-stemmed red roses, tip less than 20%, wear levis with a hole in the seat, open beer bottles with your teeth
    * Sheep don't mind if you leave the lights on
    * Sheep don't mind doing it in the morning
    * Sheep don't mind doing it in a pickup truck
    * A sheep will never use the excuse that: she just did her nails, it's too hot, it's too cold, you'll wake the kids, you'll wake the neighbors, she's too drunk to enjoy it, she's not drunk enough to enjoy it
    * A sheep will never leave you for a cucumber
    Sist redigert av Tullegutten_litt_rar; 26-08-08 kl.16:35.

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    Talking 101 Reasons Why Women Prefer Cucumbers To Men

    101 Reasons Why Women Prefer Cucumbers To Men:

    1. The average cucumber is at least 6 inches long.
    2. Cucumbers stay hard for a week.
    3. Cucumbers won't tell you size doesn't count.
    4. Cucumbers don't get too excited.
    5. Cucumbers never suffer from performance anxiety.
    6. Cucumbers are easy to pick up.
    7. You can fondle a cucumber in a supermarket.... and you know how firm it is
    before you take it home.
    8. Cucumbers can get away any weekend.
    9. With a cucumber you can get a single room.... and you won't have to
    check-in as Mrs. Cucumber.
    10. A cucumber will always respect you in the morning.
    11. You can go to a movie with a cucumber.... and see the movie.
    12. You can go to a drive-in with a cucumber.... and you can stay in the front
    seat.
    13. With a cucumber you can always wait until you get home.
    14. A cucumber won't eat all the popcorn.... or send you out for Milk Duds.
    15. A cucumber won't drag you to a John Wayne Film Festival.
    16. A cucumber won't ask: "Am I the first?".
    17. A cucumber doesn't care if you're a virgin.
    18. Cucumbers won't tell other cucumbers you're a virgin.
    19. Cucumbers won't tell anyone you're not a virgin anymore.
    20. With a cucumber you don't have to be a virgin more than once.
    21. Cucumbers can handle rejection.
    22. Cucumbers won't pout if you have a headache.
    23. Cucumbers won't care what time of the month it is.
    24. Cucumbers never want to get it on when your nails are wet.
    25. Cucumbers won't give it up for Lent.
    26. With a cucumber you never have to say you're sorry.
    27. Afterwards, a cucumber won't:
    ...want to shake hands and be friends.
    28. ...say, "I'll call you a cab".
    29. ...tell you he's not the marrying kind.
    30. ...tell you he is the marrying kind.
    31. ...call his ex-wife or therapist.
    32. ...take you to confession.
    33. Cucumbers don't leave you wondering for a month.
    34. Cucumbers won't make you go to the drugstore.
    35. Cucumbers won't tell you a vasectomy will ruin it for them.
    36. A cucumber a day keeps the OB-GYN away.
    37. A cucumber won't work your crossword with ink.
    38. A cucumber isn't allergic to your cat.
    39. With a cucumber you don't have to play Florence Nightingale during the Flu
    season.
    40. Cucumbers never answer your phone or borrow your car.
    41. A cucumber won't eat all your food or drink all your liquor.
    42. A cucumber doesn't turn your bathroom into a library.
    43. A cucumber won't go through your medicine chest.
    44. A cucumber doesn't use your toothbrush, roll-on, or hairspray.
    45. Cucumbers won't leave hair on the sink or a ring in the tub.
    46. Cucumbers won't write your name and number on the men's room wall.
    47. Cucumbers don't have sex hangups.
    48. Cucumbers won't make you wear kinky clothes or go to bed with your boots
    on.
    49. Cucumbers aren't into rope & leather, talking dirty, or swinging with
    fruits & nuts.
    50. You can have as many cucumbers as you can handle.
    51. You can eat cucumbers when you feel like it.
    52. Cucumbers never need a round of applause.
    53. Cucumbers won't ask: "Am I the best? How was it? Did you come? How many
    times?"
    54. Cucumbers aren't jealous of your Gynecologist, Ski Instructor, or Hair
    Dresser.
    55. A cucumber won't want to join your sports group.
    56. A cucumber never wants to improve your mind.
    57. Cucumbers aren't into meaningful conversations.
    58. Cucumbers won't ask about your Last Lover.... or speculate about your next
    one.
    59. A cucumber will never make a scene because there are other cucumbers in the
    refrigerator.
    60. A cucumber won't mind hiding in the refrigerator when your mother is over.
    61. No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh cucumber.
    62. Cucumbers don't leave whisker burns, fall asleep on your chest, or drool on
    the pillow.
    63. A cucumber won't give you a hickey.
    64. Cucumbers can stay up ALL night.... and you won't have to sleep on the wet
    spot.
    65. Cucumbers don't leave dirty shorts on the floor.
    66. A cucumber never forgets to flush the toilet.
    67. A cucumber doesn't flush the toilet while you are taking a shower.
    68. With a cucumber, the toilet seat is always the way you left it.
    69. Cucumbers don't compare you to a center fold.
    70. Cucumbers don't count to 10.
    71. Cucumbers don't tell you they liked you better with long hair.
    72. A cucumber will never leave you ...
    ...for another woman.
    73. ...for another man.
    74. ...for another cucumber.
    75. A cucumber will never call and say "I have to work late, Honey", and then
    come home smelling like another woman.
    76. A cucumber never snaps your bra, pinches your butt, or gives you a snuggy.
    77. You always know where a cucumber has been.
    78. A cucumber never has to call "the wife".
    79. Cucumbers never have mid-life crises.
    80. A cucumber won't leave you for a cheerleader or an ex-nun.
    81. Cucumbers don't play the guitar and try to find themselves.
    82. You won't find out later that your cucumber ...
    ...is married.
    83. ...is on penicillin.
    84. ...likes you - but loves your brother.
    85. A cucumber doesn't have softball practice on the day you move.
    86. Cucumbers never tell you what they did on R&R.
    87. A cucumber won't ask for a promotion just when you're up for a promotion.
    88. Cucumbers don't care if you make more money than they do.
    89. Cucumbers won't wear a leisure suit to your office Christmas party.
    90. A cucumber won't leave town on New Year's Eve.
    91. A cucumber won't take you to disco and dump you for a flashy outfit.
    92. Cucumbers never want to take you home to mom.
    93. A cucumber doesn't care if you always spent the holidays with your family.
    94. A cucumber won't ask to be put through Med School.
    95. A cucumber won't tell you he's outgrown you intellectually.
    96. Cucumbers never expect you to have little cucumbers.
    97. Cucumbers don't say "Let's keep trying until we have a boy".
    98. A cucumber won't insist the little cukes be raised Catholic, Jewish, or
    Orthodox Vegetarian.
    99. It's easy to drop a cucumber.
    100. A cucumber will never contest a divorce, demand a property settlement, or
    seek custody of anything.
    101. No matter how you slice it, you can have your cuke and eat it too.
    Sist redigert av Tullegutten_litt_rar; 26-08-08 kl.16:35.

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    Talking REASONS WHY A MODEM IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN

    REASONS WHY A MODEM IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:

    A modem doesn't ask for a commitment if you use it.
    Getting a modem to obey you is as simple as typing "AT".
    When you're done using your modem, you can roll over and go to sleep without feeling guilty.
    A modem won't say a word if you come home late.
    A modem can't collect alimony if you decide to dump it.
    A modem will always wait patiently by the phone.
    A modem doesn't bitch if you sit and play with the computer all night long.
    You can always get a few bucks for an old modem when a faster model comes out.
    A modem doesn't mind if you call another modem.
    A modem doesn't require any foreplay - just an initialization command.
    A virus you catch from your modem doesn't require a trip to the doctor.
    You don't have to bring a modem home to meet your parents.
    If an error occurs, Abort, Retry or Fail are the only options you have to worry about.
    Modems come with an instruction manual.
    Modems have a volume control - you can even turn the sound OFF.
    A computer can wait forever for you.
    A computer doesn't compare you with it's past users.
    A computer doesn't get calls from it's past users while you're logged in.
    A computer doesn't mind how excited you get.
    A computer doesn't tell you how completely teriffic it's past users have been.
    A computer is big in all the right places.
    A computer won't ask, "Are you in?"
    A computer never forgets your birthday.
    A computer won't ask, "Is there another computer?"
    A computer won't even talk about marriage.
    A computer won't fall in love with you just because you have sex.
    A computer won't get bitchy if you're slow to respond.
    A computer won't grade you on how much you send it.
    A computer won't look through your checkbook.
    A computer won't mind how many other accounts you have, or if you keep getting new ones.
    A computer won't shave with your razor.
    A computer won't say, "Let's just be friends."
    A computer's maintainance personel don't cross-examine you every time you log in.
    Computers are easy to turn on.
    Computers are very responsive.
    Computers are ready when you are.
    Computers aren't into finding out how far you'll go to keep your account.
    Computers do everything you tell them to.
    Computers don't care about age differences.
    Computers don't care if you're married.
    Computers don't get pregnant.
    Computers don't get upset if you use other computers.
    Computers don't insist on foreplay.
    Computers don't make you meet their parents.
    Computers won't mind if you don't like their friends.
    Computers don't mind if you share them with a friend.
    Computers don't mind spending hours on the phone with you.
    Computers don't play head games unless you ask them to.
    Computers never ask you to call them in the morning.
    Computers never have headaches, or take rain checks, or have a curfew, or have that time of the month.
    If you don't like the feel of one terminal you can easily switch to another in less than a minute.
    Size doesn't count to a computer.
    The average computer session lasts four hours.
    You can log into several computers at once.
    With a computer, you never have to say you're sorry.
    You can turn off a computer.
    You can visit a computer any time you like, and it'll be up and ready for you.
    You don't have to tell computers you love them.
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    Talking Top Ten Reasons Why Studying is Better Than Sex!

    Top Ten Reasons Why Studying is Better Than Sex!

    10.You can usually find someone to do it with.
    9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place, and pick up where you left off.
    8. You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame.
    7. When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it.
    6. A little coffee and you can do it all night.
    5. If you don't finish a chapter, you won't gain a reputation as a "book teaser".
    4. You can do it, eat and watch TV all at the same time.
    3. You don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.
    2. You don't have to put your beer down to do it.

    and the number one reason is .....

    1. If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help!
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    Talking Sleep Is Better Than Sex Because...

    Sleep Is Better Than Sex Because...

    1. You don't feel guilty about doing it alone.
    2. No one will start rumours about how much you sleep.
    3. You won't complain in the morning about not getting any.
    4. You don't have to pay for sleep.
    5. You don't need to sleep after sleeping.
    6. Sleep can last a good eight hours. (or even more)
    7. You can sleep in church.
    8. While sleeping, you can have sex with anyone you want.
    9. Your teddy bear never complains.
    And of course....

    10. It's legal to sleep in any position whichever country you live in.
    Sist redigert av Tullegutten_litt_rar; 26-08-08 kl.16:36.

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    Talking Top Twenty Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex

    Top Twenty Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex

    1. You can GET chocolate.
    2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
    3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
    4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
    5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
    6. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
    7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
    8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
    9. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
    10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
    11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
    12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
    13. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
    14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
    15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
    16. Good chocolate is easy to find.
    17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
    18. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
    19. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
    20. With chocolate size doesn't matter.
    Sist redigert av Tullegutten_litt_rar; 26-08-08 kl.16:37.

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    Lastebilen starte med ei vri av nøkkelen...?!? Tja, kommer ann på det...

    Me dette var bra, mye av det!!!

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    he he


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