Search Engine Syndrome
Lacking the ability to use common search engines
to find answers to general inquiries
or devoid of the mental capacity to realize
that common search engines can lead to answering
almost 99.9% of questions; lacking the sense to research
the answer to a question via a search engine.
Rather than searching Google for her answer,
Becky decided to wait on hold for 30 minutes to ask
what airport was closet to her resort destination.
She must be suffering from Search Engine Syndrome